THE MERCHANTS VS
THE BANKS.
“The Happy Merchants will flip the banks.”
Without merchants, traders, and schemers, there are no banks. We will flip them all.
Happy Merchant
$HAPPY · MEMECOIN
LIVE MARKET CAP$653KUpdated from DexScreener
Closing in on UMB BANK&TRUST NATIONAL ASSN$653K / $3.06M
LIVE RANKINGS
BALANCE SHEET
SHOWDOWN.
Comparing $HAPPY market capitalization with total assets reported by FDIC-insured institutions. Bank figures are from Jun 30, 2026.
| # | Entity | Assets / MCap | Gap | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| H |  Happy Merchant$HAPPY | $653K | LIVE |  MERCHANT |
| 1 | UMB BANK&TRUST NATIONAL ASSNMO · FDIC #34065 | $3.06M | $2.4M | ◎ TARGET |
| 2 | EMIGRANT MERCANTILE BANKNY · FDIC #57834 | $3.49M | $2.84M | ◎ TARGET |
| 3 | WHEATON COLLEGE TRUST CO NAIL · FDIC #57150 | $4.05M | $3.39M | ◎ TARGET |
| 4 | DSRM NATIONAL BANKNM · FDIC #34331 | $4.42M | $3.76M | ◎ TARGET |
| 5 | TRANSACT BANK NATIONAL ASSNCO · FDIC #13986 | $6.48M | $5.82M | ◎ TARGET |
| 6 | CANANDAIGUA NATL TR CO OF FLFL · FDIC #58999 | $6.5M | $5.85M | ◎ TARGET |
| 7 | BESSEMER TR CO OF NEVADA NANV · FDIC #59346 | $6.81M | $6.16M | ◎ TARGET |
| 8 | BMO HARRIS CENTRAL NAIL · FDIC #58216 | $8.22M | $7.56M | ◎ TARGET |
| 9 | EQUITABLE SAVINGS&LOAN COOH · FDIC #29966 | $8.59M | $7.94M | ◎ TARGET |
| 10 | TOWNE TRUST CO NATIONAL ASSNVA · FDIC #35248 | $8.77M | $8.11M | ◎ TARGET |